You can listen to “Magic Tricks” and “Box-Match Super Clean Car Wash” here:

https://theincompleteorchestra.bandcamp.com/album/magic-tricks-box-match-super-clean-car-wash

Kiddo heard “Houdini” by Eminem and liked it… but he’s seven so I needed to replace it. You know. Not kid appropriate.

If you upload a remix under the same license, I will publish it! I’m putting together kid safe albums and I’d love to have your contribution. Full credit of course.

I’ve been very quiet recently *HERE* because I’ve been heavy nurturing my fan base on spotify. As of this upload I’m at 21k monthly listeners, 305 subscribers and 111k streams. So I’m doing quite well.

I’m also learning new ways to mix my acapellas… speaking of which.

I’m putting two recordings of myself together, and basically eliminating the odd numbers bars from the “back up” recording. I’ve got all versions of the acapella here so you can do what you want. Feel free to publish your own remixes! The license allows for that!

Hand written no AI.

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Hey kid, I hear you listened to the CANDY RAPPER talking about Houdini and Abra Cadabra well I might know something about that….
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Magic tricks like dang that slick
Making it click like it’s magnetic
Magic tricks like what’s your secret
Enigmatic I’m going to keep it, say
Abracadabra it’s tougher than algebra
a performance that takes more than a dabbler
high caliber concentration of an actor uh
infallible when it’s time for the camera
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controlled reactions time for a straight face
rehearsed performance guaranteed checkmate
Pay attention to details follow directions
Comprehension to entail their perceptions
Harry Houdini? How about Copperfield
Shocker for real, mysteries revealed
The most successful, the least regretful
fundamental upon a special level, he
Made Lady Liberty get up and take off, hit
Bermuda and made the triangle pop, Hit
the great wall, and took a great walk, chained
to a table and beat a great saw
21 emmy’s, guiness Records broke to shards
no magic fairies or a house of cards
His reputation is heavy with a house of accords
go see why this man won so many awards say
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Magic tricks like dang that’s slick
chemistry advanced schematics
dynamic math and semantics
artistic performance that’s dramatic, say
Abracadabra it’s tougher than algebra
verbal vernacular is so very spectacular
a holy cow with a holy mackeral
disbelieve your eyes it might not be factual
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There’s Chriss Angel known as Mindfreak
Pyrotechnical magician bringing the heat
chasing Houdini He was buried alive
did the water torture cell continued to thrive
These tricks are dangerous, that’s not a joke
A slip a, a mistake and tha-tha-that’s all folks
It’s like a circus, but the odds are much higher
Playing with fire, they might expire not retire
Not liars, it’s a performance, not fact
They’re known to say this before they act
Pay attention to details, I said it just listen
always separate fact from fiction
And flare for truth always for dare to ask for proof
Be a sleuth, and use facts to deduce
Follow like a caboose on this train of thought
What you might need to know you might not to be taught