Thanks to Bill Gates for allowing his hard working Text to Speech (TTS) intern “Sam” for recording this deep from the bowels of the Redmond bunker.
This is the “acappella” introduction and legal disclaimer for the CC Mixter Interactive Stageshow.
Its so hard to find good help these days….

Hello mixters.
This is virtual Scomber .
Welcome to my new CCMixter Radio play.

The characters and scenes in the play you are about to hear are entirely fictitious.
Any resemblance to characters living or dead,
or places we have never heard of are entirely coincidental.
We don’t give a shit understand? - Or care what so ever for any possible financial loss or nervous shock or mental breakdown of the listener.

The music and samples contained therein are either public domain or are licensed under the various creative commons conventions and are for your non-commercial use and listening pleasure.
However if you would like to slip a brown envelope full of cash under our door, I speak for the whole production team by saying we are more than willing to accept any form of graft or clever non-financial inducement.
Thanks for listening. Sit back and enjoy and be sure to leave us review.