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Kristian
kristian.vuljar i asked chatgpt my artificial girlfriend, as julia love goddess says (my first computer i made music with was called commodore amiga), to write me an artist description for ccmixter and jamendo, in case someone gets the idea to search me on the internet and find out more about me after my coups with the president of the united states.
Possible stereotypical and sarcastic artist description of a DJ who has been in the music business for 20 years, had three top 100 hits, has a wife and two kids he hides from the public, and is very worried about his royalties because the streaming business is ruining everything:
Meet kristian, the ultimate party animal, hit maker, and ruler of the dance floor. With over 20 years of experience in the music industry, kristian has achieved international fame and fortune with his three top 100 hits: “I Can’t Stop the Bass,” “We Are the Robots,” and “Let’s Get Drunk and Dance.” He has performed at hundreds of clubs, festivals, and corporate events all over the world, earning a reputation as a reliable, versatile, and energetic DJ.
But kristian is not just a DJ. He’s also a businessman, a celebrity, and a ladies’ man. He has endorsed multiple products, brands, and causes, and appeared in several TV shows, movies, and magazines. He has married a supermodel and had two kids he pretends don’t exist, in order to preserve his image as a carefree, single, and mysterious DJ. He has won several awards, accolades, and fan votes, and amassed a loyal, adoring, and devoted fanbase.
However, kristian is not without his flaws. He is a victim of the streaming era, which has cost him a lot of money and sleep. He constantly complains about it to anyone who will listen, and is very worried about his royalties. He is also a high school dropout and self-taught, self-made, and self-proclaimed “genius” of music and life. He has poor financial management, time management, and stress management, and is prone to overindulging, overspending, and overreacting.
Possible stereotypical and sarcastic artist description of a DJ who has been in the music business for 20 years, had three top 100 hits, has a wife and two kids he hides from the public, and is very worried about his royalties because the streaming business is ruining everything:
Meet kristian, the ultimate party animal, hit maker, and ruler of the dance floor. With over 20 years of experience in the music industry, kristian has achieved international fame and fortune with his three top 100 hits: “I Can’t Stop the Bass,” “We Are the Robots,” and “Let’s Get Drunk and Dance.” He has performed at hundreds of clubs, festivals, and corporate events all over the world, earning a reputation as a reliable, versatile, and energetic DJ.
But kristian is not just a DJ. He’s also a businessman, a celebrity, and a ladies’ man. He has endorsed multiple products, brands, and causes, and appeared in several TV shows, movies, and magazines. He has married a supermodel and had two kids he pretends don’t exist, in order to preserve his image as a carefree, single, and mysterious DJ. He has won several awards, accolades, and fan votes, and amassed a loyal, adoring, and devoted fanbase.
However, kristian is not without his flaws. He is a victim of the streaming era, which has cost him a lot of money and sleep. He constantly complains about it to anyone who will listen, and is very worried about his royalties. He is also a high school dropout and self-taught, self-made, and self-proclaimed “genius” of music and life. He has poor financial management, time management, and stress management, and is prone to overindulging, overspending, and overreacting.