Firstly let me say i love this time of year.

However i have not spoke to anyone over the last few weeks that has not had some tale of woe why they would rather skip straight to 2010.

Not to mention those to whom Christmas means diddly squat having Christmas shoved down their throats 24/7.

Not Safe for work or children. Ho Ho


Christmas Blues

Can’t face December
Got no seasonal cheer
No carol singing
Will be heard round here
My Christmas lights all burned out black
And blew a fuse
Now Ive got those low down, shut the fuck up
Christmas Blues

No dreams of White Christmasses
Future present or past
And if I see that Santa Claus
I’me Gonna kick his ass
Now ive boarded up my chimney
Now lets hear his ho hoes
Yea I got those low down, shut the fuck up
Christmas Blues

And you
Won’t find no tinsel, cards or plum pud round here
No angels of the lord or red nosed reindeer
For goodness sake I’ve been a naughty boy all year
Now I got those low down, shut the fuck up
Christmas Blues

Instru

Can’t buy no presents
Even if I wanted to
Cause my debt is deeper than my hate of Yule
So i’ve got this finger nicely gift wrapped
And raised to you
Cause I got those low down, shut the fuck up
Christmas Blues

So keep your egg nog
And your nativity plays
You can’t call it Christmas anymore now anyways
So if you’r happy keep it to yourself
On your quote `Happy Holidays ‘
You give me the low down, shut the fuck up
Christmas Blues .

Loveshadow 2009