There have been many studies regarding the advantages and disadvantages of being really good looking. For those who have to bear the cross of being drop dead gorgeous it can be a doubled edged sword. On the one side it offers the potential of an unlimited choice of partners as everyone wants to be your friend but on the other side it can be hard to know if someone who wants to be with you is only doing so because of your natural beauty. I have had the good fortune not to have to worry about this as the gods only blessed me with average features. Yes my nose is a little pointed and one of my ears sticks out slightly more than the other but basically everythings as it should be. For those of you out there who have been given great beauty and are still struggling to come to terms with it my sympathy goes out to you.


Dedicated to the memory of the beautifully talented Mr David Crosby


Noone had prepared her for the growing years
The strange exchanges and looks and leers
As everyone around her laughed and peered
It was something she just had to accept

Oh she’s a beautiful girl living on our street

And the cameras don’t lie and its hard to deny
That there never was a beauty so deep inside
The peer groups shook with the knowledge they were number 2
She didn’t care she just tried to get through

When the secrets out and the boys just stare
There’s a touch of natural beauty filling up the air
And the futures bright if they really care
Too many frogs to kiss out there