Ivan, I’m sorry in advance for doing this to your beautiful melodies. however, I was in a desperate need for a “premade” song.

Our Operations Manager, “Kelly”, received a promotion and one of the Operators, “Nick”, is upset and was lamenting earlier today. I have turned his lament into what you hear here.

Lyrics:
Kelly don’t come ‘round here no more
Kelly don’t come ‘round here no more
Nick’s so lonesome, all these yahoos
And Kelly don’t come ‘round here no more

Nick’s gotta go repair a door
Contractors all wanna core through the floor
Nick’s so sad, got the no Kelly Blues
And Kelly don’t come ‘round here no more

All Nick’s tears, such a downpour
Kelly to Nick: just ignore
those lonesome feelings—such a ruse
And Kelly don’t come ‘round here no more