A Cappella of a fun little tune I wrote some time ago.

I played this with a capo on 2, and the chord forms were E A E A, B A E, giving a key of G-flat. Verse one and two are a single time through, three and four are double length verses. The long space following the third verse in this recording was intended for a solo.

The lyrics are as follows:

V1
Drunk again and I’m
ready to score and there’s a
girl over there at the
end of the bar
she’s looking mighty fine
with her glass of wine
and she’s been drinking here
since a quarter of nine

Chorus
I know that girls a million miles
out of my league but I can tell
that she is drunk enough
to go home with me.

V2
Hey bartender bring a
glass of wine and a
shot of tequila with a
slice of lime
and if you don’t mind
I’m gonna go over there
and take a seat with that honey
with the long blond hair

V3
Walk over there
to the end of the bar
she’s looking better up close
than she did from afar
her assets on display
with no panty lines
and you could bounce a roll of quarters off of that girls behind

she’s packed, stacked
my god what a rack
it’s like twenty pounds of peaches
in a ten pound sack

V4
Two A.M. and I’m
on the dance floor
I can’t believe I didn’t know this girl
one hour before
She’s bumping and grinding
like she’s working for tips
her hand is on my ass
and she’s giving me a kiss
she’s hot, hot,
she knows what she’s got
she’s not afraid to use it, man,
she likes it a lot.