Many thanks to Stefan for some awesome stems for me to navel gaze

Pella is uploaded here

“Room 205”

Had old friend down from Texas
He said;
“Its been bumpy ride -
I could use some relaxation -
of that temporary kind”

So he grabbed my morning paper,
flicked right through to classified
and she jumped right from the pages
and said “try before you buy”

“Put some lead into your pencil!
down at One Mulholland Drive!
(where the ladies are the sweetest)
They’re the best you’ll ever find!”


So he taxis up the driveway
and then he knocks upon the door;
There’s a woman there politely;
(and she asks)
“Have been down here before?
There will be no drugs or fighting -
we dont ask for anymore
theres a surcharge on a Sunday
if you make the second floor”

But leave your monies on the table
if you call to 205
cause she’s got a reputation
you wont be coming out
coming out alive!
…from Room 205
…from Room 205

If you need some titilation!
sweet debauchery on the side!
You can add some complicatiion
to your life at 205!

You find a devil wearing fishnets
Dip your toe before you dive!
to assess the situation -
that few johns will survive

I heard she goes to church on Sunday
(to see how the other half “contrive”)
Cause their makn up excuses
to call down soon
to Room 205

Room 205
2-0-5
2-0-5
(Sweet debauchery on the side)
You can add some complicatiion
to your life at 205
2-0-5
she’s got a reputation
2-0-5
you wont be coming out alive!

Room 205
I could use some relaxation -
Room 205

Put some lead into your pencil!
down at One Mulholland Drive
where the ladies are the sweetest -
(of that temporary kind)
Room 205
2-0-5
2-0-5

Scomber 2019 xxx