The POTUS Shuffle (pella)
ScOmBer
Here’s my secretly recorded vocal feed from the Prez’s lapel mic. So glad he was using a Huawei wireless setup so I could intercept the vocal.
The full mix has also leaked out here
Here’s the un redacted lyrics; two files uploaded via wikileaks here - a wet preview mp3 and a dry (very) flac for the Russians to remix.
“The POTUS Shuffle”
(Build a Wall of Sound)
Ive been trying to get to sleep now
but I got Roger on phone
its 3am and he’ll be back again
like that Al Capone
I got Chuck and Nancy scheming
circling round my home
with their caravans lining up down south
in my bed im all alone
Now this wasn’t in the brochure
when I took this business on!
can I keep this closure moving faster?
furlong rollin on
(if I dance like this?)
oh !
Oh Oh
Im doing the POTUS shuffle
and it kind of goes like this ->
Put your hands up in the air
draw a breath
turn and fix your hair
Repeat like you did
just back there
stamp your feet
like you just dont care
(like this)
Come on Rudi
take it away..
Come on!
We’re building a wall of sound!
that will keep the Mexicans out!
I got special counsel Mueller
hes been tappn on my phone
but I only speak to the yellow and red
to bring my burger home
cause I swear they’re tryn to poison me
but join the line they’ll have to wait
cause Im busy draining out the swamp
to make America great
(if you dance like this)
Oh Oh
Cause Im doing the POTUS shuffle
and it kind of goes like this ->
Put your hands up in the air
draw a breath
turn and fix your hair
Repeat like you did
just back there
stamp your feet
like you just dont care
(like this)
Oh Oh
Cause im doing the POTUS shuffle
Once more..
Just give me solidarity
If you want to keep the score
but if you leak it out like a rusty old sieve
you can slam the West Wing door
Cause I know its all Obama’s fault
you can’t trust a man that’s foreign born
leave it all to Vlad and me
and we’ll dance this gameshow like before.
(like this)
Oh Oh (come on Vlad)
Cause we’re doing the POTUS shuffle
and it kind of goes like this ->
Put your hands up in the air
draw a breath
turn and fix your hair
Repeat like you did
just back there
stamp your feet
Like you just dont care
Back down
Back down
(OK…its not a back down its a “re-negotiation”)
We’re doing the POTUS shuffle right now!
Scomber 2019 xxx
The full mix has also leaked out here
Here’s the un redacted lyrics; two files uploaded via wikileaks here - a wet preview mp3 and a dry (very) flac for the Russians to remix.
“The POTUS Shuffle”
(Build a Wall of Sound)
Ive been trying to get to sleep now
but I got Roger on phone
its 3am and he’ll be back again
like that Al Capone
I got Chuck and Nancy scheming
circling round my home
with their caravans lining up down south
in my bed im all alone
Now this wasn’t in the brochure
when I took this business on!
can I keep this closure moving faster?
furlong rollin on
(if I dance like this?)
oh !
Oh Oh
Im doing the POTUS shuffle
and it kind of goes like this ->
Put your hands up in the air
draw a breath
turn and fix your hair
Repeat like you did
just back there
stamp your feet
like you just dont care
(like this)
Come on Rudi
take it away..
Come on!
We’re building a wall of sound!
that will keep the Mexicans out!
I got special counsel Mueller
hes been tappn on my phone
but I only speak to the yellow and red
to bring my burger home
cause I swear they’re tryn to poison me
but join the line they’ll have to wait
cause Im busy draining out the swamp
to make America great
(if you dance like this)
Oh Oh
Cause Im doing the POTUS shuffle
and it kind of goes like this ->
Put your hands up in the air
draw a breath
turn and fix your hair
Repeat like you did
just back there
stamp your feet
like you just dont care
(like this)
Oh Oh
Cause im doing the POTUS shuffle
Once more..
Just give me solidarity
If you want to keep the score
but if you leak it out like a rusty old sieve
you can slam the West Wing door
Cause I know its all Obama’s fault
you can’t trust a man that’s foreign born
leave it all to Vlad and me
and we’ll dance this gameshow like before.
(like this)
Oh Oh (come on Vlad)
Cause we’re doing the POTUS shuffle
and it kind of goes like this ->
Put your hands up in the air
draw a breath
turn and fix your hair
Repeat like you did
just back there
stamp your feet
Like you just dont care
Back down
Back down
(OK…its not a back down its a “re-negotiation”)
We’re doing the POTUS shuffle right now!
Scomber 2019 xxx