Gosh I hope I’m wrong.

Merry Christmas morons
I hope you like your gift
I hope it makes your Christmas whiter
and gives your bank account a lift

Merry Christmas morons
you got everything on your list
a thoughtless ruthless racist
and obnoxious narcissist

You know your Santa loves you
because he told you so
“I love the poorly educated”
is how he let you know

He was counting on you
to fuel his sleigh
and you fell for it big time
you gave him his way

I know you think that his way
lines up with yours
but I haven’t seen any evidence
he cares about the standard poors

except for the convenience
of having them around
to send to places he won’t go
foot soldiers on the ground

yeah you know your Santa loves you
because he told you so
“I love the poorly educated”
is how he let you know

Congratulations morons
and thank you for the gift
of a cabinet full of wealthy
anti-environmentalists

Apologies if I’m wrong
but I simply can’t resist
calling you out for loading us up
with white supremacists

Merry Christmas morons
you got everything on your list
a thoughtless ruthless racist
and obnoxious narcissist

Merry Christmas morons
I hope you like your gift
don’t forget to thank the Russians
and the electoral twits

I hope it makes your Christmas whiter
and gives your bank account a lift
Merry Christmas morons
you got everything on your list
a thoughtless ruthless racist
and obnoxious narcissist