(I think it’s in G)

Bring out your freaks and put em’ on tv
I want to see ‘em entertaining me
The one with the ass and her sisters three
and the one with a pussy where their penis used to be

Growing up we had one tv
It was black and white with no remote
Your father chose what you watched most likely
it was Bonanza and/or Gunsmoke

But now I got my own and there’s lots of stuff to watch
and we don’t even have reruns
We have encore presentations and hundreds of new shows
although most of them are made for a dunce

And if you watch a new version of an old game show
you can see how far we’ve come
Humility’s gone by the wayside
and the questions are really dumb

And I challenge you to find a sitcom
no matter how many channels you switch
where the leading female characters
don’t call each other bitch

Although prime-time is irrelevant
with streaming and a DVR
I haven’t seen much in that time slot
that shouldn’t be rated R

They don’t call it an idiot box for nothin’
It’s makin’ an idiot out of you and me
And yet I sit there and let it suck my brains out
in between the times I gotta get up to pee

Bring out your freaks and put em’ on tv
I want to see ‘em entertaining me
The one with the ass and her sisters three
and the one with a pussy where their penis used to be