Just a little something inspired by that lady I saw walking into the CVS the other day.

Thanks again to unreal-dm for providing the backing track.

Flesh colored tights after forty
What are you going for
Are you trying to recapture your youth
‘cause you look like an aging whore

Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Hookers gotta make a living too
I guess I should be more open minded
and try to be less embarrassed for you

After all, I should talk, I don’t know fashion
I’ve been dressing the same for the last forty years
It just seems to me that if your looks are your passion
you might be missing something in between your ears

Not that I know the meaning of life
I rather suspect there is none
So yeah go ahead and be flirty and frivolous
if that’s your idea of fun

In fact maybe I wish I could be more like you
putting on pajamas to go shopping
No bra, ratty hair, shoes not the only thing flopping

At the very least I should be less judgy
If you don’t care why should I
Go ahead and emphasize your pudgy
and I’ll try not to laugh as I avert my eyes