This afternoon I went down the shops at school closing time and the paranoid fool that I am thought the girls were looking at me and thinking “he’s a sex case”. The song also describes extreme paranoia, amphetamine abuse, non-existent self esteem and the depths of the darkest corners of the subconcious. Nuff said.

This song has lyrics that are rather silly . Let’s say one in 23 were paedophiles, does that mean a 23rd of me is sexually attracted to kids??? There’s a sort of bizarre sexual paranoia in the UK at the moment, which has reached such silly proportions that it’s actually getting hard to recruit male teachers and scout leaders etc, because the chattering people start asking questions…

Maybe someone can use the music, which is quite poppy indead, with better lyrics. I’ve included the stems! I think it would make a pretty good Kylie-style pop track, though I do like the idea of Pete Waterman and Gary Glitter working together…